September 2011
Ladies want diamonds cause diamonds are...
you know your getting old when your watching milf porn and it just seems like...
– sheng wang (via rewlife)
Damn. That pb&j was just, damn!
You can’t ruin a friendship with sex, that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with...
– Raj Koothrappali (via big-bang-theory)
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely...
– H. L. Mencken (via kropotkinsbeard)
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or...
– Oscar Wilde (via ikilledjackjohnson)
Is it possible, in the final analysis, for one human being to achieve perfect...
– Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle. (via ruineshumaines)